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Talk-land
02:34
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Talking about thinking about shouting. Hyping about thinking about jamming. Quality over quantity? There's an elephant in the room and it wants you to finally play it a fuckin' song. Drinking about thinking about recording. Dreaming about thinking about slamming. Call the plumber and tell them it's going to be a shit job because that's a shit lot of backed up shit songs. Auckland, Talk-land
And while you're talking, give yourself a plug, tell us about the dungeon, give us a shout out.
But don't forget to book that unfortunate plumber!
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Social Diss-tancing
01:05
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Disguy keeping Datguy waiting but still giving us endless material to keep diss-creating. The day will never come when you pull your fingers out of your Arsehuffers. But remember to scrub with Thors shitty soap. Fuck it give up, we'll just keep piling the disses up.
A tightening trail of tape ties your tongues and fuck it, give up, where's the Billy Mavs at who fucking cares when it takes three hours to get back home eh fuck it you can always jam next week or the week after or the week after so fuck it give up
Ten hour drive safety radius, contain your disease and maintain that fucking distance
Three hours traffic a day makes Disguy a dull boy eh!
Keep your fucking distance and I'll keep dissing!
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Rise and shine, more slow decline, put on some pants, take a dump, smoke a cone; Benny business.
Dubbing some tapes, do a zine, got a radio show
Chuck it all in the bin, can't paste for shit, no listeners again, out of ink, time to apologise, consigned to the rubbish again, should apologise for ALL of it
Never any cashflow when you're in benny business
Never any printer ink when you're in benny business
Never any cassettes when you're in benny business
Never any listeners when you're in benny business
Never any real bands when you're in benny business
Never any good shows when you're in benny business
Yes Benny, we think you're in business now!
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If I wanna go out for laughs at a stand-up
That's what I'll go out for, not your fucking punk show
Where I've gotta stand around for 40 minutes between bands
Watching these fucking comedians try to turn their amps on for ten minutes can you hear anyone laughing? Well kind of
Stay the fuck down in the whammy backroom.
Don't make the drive.
Think you got something worthwhile going on?
Well you don't.
It's not worth the laugh while you work out your amps
It's just another Auckland stand-up show
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PUNCH AN AUCKLANDER IN THE FACE
A world without Auckland is worth fighting for
They can say just what they like it will only start a fight
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Sale-or-return? Why is it always return?
All my stocks gone, long gone, no more left sorry, yeah all sold out, nah too late mate, nothing to find, missed the boat, ask around town, oh wait! Cyprian'll have em
Cause his distro goes as hard as his van, both carrying
crusty items around town
Does anyone know how to tow a distro?
His bigcartel can't take payments
We know that shit's never at shows
Stocking the archive with old-as-fuck releases
Holding onto stock at an undisclosed amount
Shit piling up man flog some off so it decreases
Get your mates the cops to pick some stock up!
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Down to Wrestle
01:24
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Auckland shows up to wrestle except of course they don't. I suppose we could go up for a show but it's a fucking long drive to supplex my own eardrums into shit-caked shit
Let's stay in Wellies and wrestle the wind, get fucked up and listen to fucking good bands
Showing up to suck, must suck x 1,000
"How can you have so many people in one band and still not come up with any good ideas? five deadshits, a failing label and a clapped out van. A turd that cannot be polished. Repping the big fuckin smoke with dumb-as-dogshit name. You should all be ashamed and embarrassed. "
-'The Bongoloid'
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Still in the mail must be slow, hurry up John!
they need to buy some cut-up pretend blow, they need their cheque, auckland rent's not cheap, get someone to help you give your app another check, once it comes in it'll all be sweet, cheques in the mail, any second now, wait by the mailbox rain or hail, surely will come in tomorrow
Limbless cheques are pretty sweet if you can get 'em
but there aren't any going your wayyyyyyyy
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Rent
01:05
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The bank owns you The bank owns me But at least my money's not going to some cock sucking auckland asshole Fuck yeah Because I'm the cock sucking asshole...... now pay up!!
Hi my name's Matt I pay rent and probably always will. Auckland property market fucked it for rents everywhere so cheers to you guys up there and your boomer parents whose houses you'll inherit. This lyric will be funnier in 30 years.
Hi Matt... Pay up!!
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Young and Hunglin
01:11
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I've caught the virus! Anything but this!
We were too young and randy, he was too young and andy
Excuse me good sir. Like and subscribe! Mind the camera please. Like and subscribe!
Wanna watch a decent Welly band, like and subscribe, go on and check out his channel, like and subscribe, get that good shit and turn off autoplay, like and subscribe,
Auckland band up next get the fuck off, subscribe and monetize, watch zildjan and Rockshop adds and make him dat cash but -
We were too young and randy, he was too young and andy
“YOUNGHUNGLIN” SUBSCRIBE
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Datguy will come up play a show if you can get a decent lineup
Not holding our breath tho
Datguy wanna get like a Gwar costume of this cover art
Not holding our breath tho
Datguy a different comedy band to your crack-up crews
Not holding our breath tho
We'll bring little practice amps to town blow you away
Not holding our breath tho
Cause you can't organise a decent show
Rotting black and blue what did you do?
Held your breath for a decent lineup
Rotting black and blue what did you do? Couldn't handle the show
Rotting black and blue what did you do? Took your crack-up too seriously
Rotting black and blue what did you do?
...got blown away like a fucking sucker!
Take a deep dive from the harbour bridge, hold your breath hard out 'cause we're not
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Close enough you can see it
Close enough you can smell it
Close enough you can eat it
Close enough you can be it
Question: Auckland?
Answer: Shit!
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Datguy Despise Yous
00:29
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Don't hate us for our success, we were only being the best.
Now we crankin out classics, our output's expansive,
and we drinkin our brews that for real taste good.
Dual vocals from dual wellington locals
fuckin up all the talks from those awkward auckland dorks.
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You Rep Datguy
01:34
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Two hours of the realest bullshit on the graveyard shift, but you can't compete, we bring you 18 minutes of the real shit, total bullshit, can't listen to this shit and not see it.
But let's see you Monday morning with a black eye.
How bad do we have to make it to not get played on Caveman Noise?
Yeah we might be a bunch of smug little landlord fucks
And neither of us are even from wellington
But fuck, we can gloat, 'cause Benny repped Datguy!
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You Suck but Why?
00:17
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So fucked you couldn't fuck him, I definitely wouldn't.
So tall you can't miss him. We definitely don't.
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